Lesbian Vampire Killers2009

Director
Phil Claydon

Actors

James Corden (Fletch)
Mathew Horne (Jimmy)
Vera Graziadei (Eva)
Silvia Colloca (Carmilla)
MyAnna Buring (Lotte)
Travis Oliver (Steve)

After their women are enslaved by a local pack of lesbian vampires under an ancient curse, the remaining men of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
Chronically unlucky Jimmy and his foul-mouthed friend Fletch escape London for a cheap countryside break, only to arrive in the remote village of Cragwich, where women are cursed to become lesbian vampires on their 18th birthday by the resurrected vampire queen Carmilla. The local vicar reveals that Jimmy is descended from Baron MacLaren, the knight who once defeated Carmilla, and the pair soon find themselves battling vampiric barmaids and tourist girls who are being turned one by one. With the help of the innocent, bookish Lotte, they recover the enchanted Sword of Daeldo from an old tomb, destroy Carmilla’s undead horde, and finally kill the queen. Jimmy, Fletch, and Lotte then drive off as self-appointed “Lesbian Vampire Killers.
“The relentlessly puerile, juvenile humour of ‘Lesbian Vampire Killers’ makes it something of a guilty pleasure, but a pleasure none the less.” – Filmlink
“The humour is deadbeat British, which jangles fearsomely with the vampire theme. The tone is brashly entertaining, as the filmmakers borrow from 50s horror conventions.” – Urban Cinefile
“Grab your holy water and your wooden stakes, you’ll have a good time.” – CinemaBlend